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Ending 1: Boom! Roasted
Head to the room on the lower right and sit down at the table. At that point, you're locked into this ending.Ending 2: Make Love, Not Goats
Go to the Library, the room in the lower left corner. Interrupt the Montathin and Corpulet having sex by jumping on top of them. They will say a few lines of dialogue and then kick you away.Don't be discouraged. Keep approaching them and eventually you'll be offered an invitation you can't refuse.
Ending 3: You Are Naked And Stupid
Go to the Initiation Chamber on the lower right and jump over the table. (Make sure you don't touch it, as this will force you into the first ending.) Push the box onto the Corpulet's head and leave the room.Bob will warn you of his plans to investigate soon. Visit one more room and return to the starting area.
Ending 4: So Close
Go the Library – bottom left – and jump on the bookcase next to where the Corpulet and Montathin and are enjoying each other. After they shout out some passionate dialogue, a box will fly out of the bookcase.Pick up the book and take it to the Armory in the top right corner. When Gretchen tries to kick you out, offer the book. Then walk past her and don a uniform.
Return to the Initiation Chamber and push the box onto Tim's head. Leave the room, listen to Bob's warning, go to one other room, and then you'll be left with this ending.
Ending 5: Hooray?
Get the uniform (as described in the fourth ending) and return to the Initiation Chamber. Push the box onto Tim's head and then, while he's unconscious, go the ladder leaning against the right wall and take it with you.Walk past Bob and the ladder will appear, granting you access to the Forbidden Room. Climb the ladder and enter. Walk over to Murphy, who will mention the secret handshake.
If you performed the secret handshake using the numbers he says, you'll get this ending.
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